You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hey :D
Stranger: STOP RIGHT THERE, CRIMINAL SCUM!
You: How did you know....?
Stranger: NOBODY BREAKS THE LAW ON MY WATCH!
You: Hahahaha.
You: I don't think this is THAT illegal, Officer.
Stranger: I've confiscated your stolen goods
You: Did you frisk me yet? I might have some hidden weapon.
Stranger: Now pay your fine or it's off to jail
You: Mmmm... How much?
Stranger: 11,099 gold
You: Well...
You: I will find you that gold. Perhaps I will steal it from Wal-mart...?
Stranger: THEN PAY WITH YOUR BLOOD!
You: Haha. I haven't started my period yet, but you can slit my wrists if you'd like.
Stranger: You sick fuck
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Saturday, July 3, 2010
Wednesday, June 23, 2010
The Very First
Its only 10:15, but I figure that posting my first blog wouldn't hurt much.
I must continuosly listen to Little Big Planet, the buzz bursting from the amplifier. I have a secret desire to burn the PS3, or at least the game. I wonder what would happen if you tried to burn a CD-ROM? Anyhow, I had court this morning. It was quite boring, as usual. I am informed that I could possibly be eligible for a six month informal probabtion period, but I won't know if I am eligible unti July 21, 28 days away from today, which I must remain under house arrest. I'm trying to think of ways to pass the month away, but I can hardly come up with a way to move past these seconds, I do think a month is quite an ambiguous goal. I think the screen just tipped. Perhaps I am just tired. But I haven't yawned yet. Wait for it. Wait for it... (Now that I have mentioned yawning, and the fact that I have no done it y- There it is!)... And another one. Alright. I have now yawned, twice. I feel more accomplished. I am slightly tired, and now I just can't stop yawning. Life is unfair, I think. I want some milk.
I must continuosly listen to Little Big Planet, the buzz bursting from the amplifier. I have a secret desire to burn the PS3, or at least the game. I wonder what would happen if you tried to burn a CD-ROM? Anyhow, I had court this morning. It was quite boring, as usual. I am informed that I could possibly be eligible for a six month informal probabtion period, but I won't know if I am eligible unti July 21, 28 days away from today, which I must remain under house arrest. I'm trying to think of ways to pass the month away, but I can hardly come up with a way to move past these seconds, I do think a month is quite an ambiguous goal. I think the screen just tipped. Perhaps I am just tired. But I haven't yawned yet. Wait for it. Wait for it... (Now that I have mentioned yawning, and the fact that I have no done it y- There it is!)... And another one. Alright. I have now yawned, twice. I feel more accomplished. I am slightly tired, and now I just can't stop yawning. Life is unfair, I think. I want some milk.
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