You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hey :D
Stranger: STOP RIGHT THERE, CRIMINAL SCUM!
You: How did you know....?
Stranger: NOBODY BREAKS THE LAW ON MY WATCH!
You: Hahahaha.
You: I don't think this is THAT illegal, Officer.
Stranger: I've confiscated your stolen goods
You: Did you frisk me yet? I might have some hidden weapon.
Stranger: Now pay your fine or it's off to jail
You: Mmmm... How much?
Stranger: 11,099 gold
You: Well...
You: I will find you that gold. Perhaps I will steal it from Wal-mart...?
Stranger: THEN PAY WITH YOUR BLOOD!
You: Haha. I haven't started my period yet, but you can slit my wrists if you'd like.
Stranger: You sick fuck
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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